Johnny Depp Tattoo

Current tattoo: JACK
Our change: JACK SPARROW
Why: Depp’s son, Jack, will inevitably hit his terrible teens, and what kid wants to be linked to such a touching paternal tribute? Not to mention, is there anything cooler than a dad who’s played a pirate?

Rumer Willis Tattoo

Current tattoo: BE PRESENT
Our change: BE PRESENTABLE
Why: From visible extensions to black brows and the bleached-blond do, Demi’s daughter has made her fair share of follicle faux pas.

Amy Winehouse Tattoo

Current tattoo: A horseshoe
Our change: A four-leaf clover
Why: The scandal-prone songstress hasn’t really been reaping the benefit of her current good-luck charm; perhaps this one will bring greater fortune.

John Mayer Tattoo

Current tattoo: A lush floral tat sleeve
Our change: We’d introduce a snake to the garden.
Why: We’re living in the real world here—the über-sensitive singer should make his body less of a wonderland.

Lindsay Lohan Tattoo

Current tattoo: BREATHE
Our change: BREATHE DEEPLY
Why: Let’s face it: LiLo’s had a rough few weeks.

Nick Cannon's Mariah Tattoo

Nick Cannon's Mariah Tattoo

Pink Tattoo

Current tattoo: SIR CORKY MOORE
Our change: SIR ROGER MOORE
Why: While no one could take the place of the singer’s beloved pooch Corky (who was laid to rest in 2003), she might consider cultivating an interest in the similarly monikered James Bond actor.